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I screwed up 96% of my teenage life

Fri Nov 14, 2008, 8:30 PM
[x] gotten kissed
[x] gotten a phone taken away in class
[ ] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[x] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 4

[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[x] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 9

[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] text people during class
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 14

[x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[x] took pictures during school hours
[x] called someone during school hours
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[ ] skipped a class period
Total So Far: 18

[x] threw something at the teacher
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[x] broke the dress code
[x] failed a class
[x] ate food during class
Total So Far: 23

[x] gotten a call from school
[x] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your stuff to school
[x] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[x] curse during class/school
total so far: 28

[x] faked your parents signature
[ ] slept in class
[x] cursed at your teacher
[x] copied homework
[x] got in trouble with the principal
total So Far: 32

Multiply by 3
grand total: 96%

post as "i screwed up -insert number here-% of my teenage life" and tag 3 people!

  • Listening to: Pour Some Sugar on me-Def Leopard

Nationality Quiz

Fri Nov 14, 2008, 8:24 PM
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs
[ ] Its football...not soccer
Total: 2


Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll
[x] You love the beach
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[x] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan
[x] You have an Australian something
Total: 5

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes
[x] You know Italian songs
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[x] You speak some Italian
[x] You are under 5'10"
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember
[x] You speak Spanish or some -- i learned it in school
[x] You like tacos
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr(sOmEtImEs)
[ ] You are dark skinned
[ ] You know what a Puta is
[ ] You talk fast occasionally
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair
[ ] You know what platanos are
Total: 3

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon
[x] You get short tempered
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily
[x] Rain is fun for you
[x] You get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total: 6

Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes
[x] You like the color green
[x] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party
[x] You have a family member from Ireland
[ ] You have red hair
[x] You have/had freckles
[ ]Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing
Total: 7

African American
[ ] You say the n word casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[ ] You like rap
[x] You know how to kill people
[ ] You think President George Bush is racist
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon
[x] You can dance
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel
Total: 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes
[x] You like rice a lot
[x] You are good at math
[x] You have played the piano
[ ] You have family from Asia
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] You go to Baulko
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread
[x] You think German Chocolate is good
[x] You speak some German ( a lil)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 7

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey
[x] You love beer
[ ] You say eh
[ ] You know what poutine is
[x] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's (what is that?)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 2

American
[ ] You hate foreigners
[ ] You hate non - Christians
[x] You're lazy
[ ] You have had an abortion
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read
[x] You shop at Walmart
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

Belgian:
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard
[x] You like french fries
[x] You think Belgian (or hungarian) chocolate rules
[ ] You know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French
[x] You like Belgian waffles
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks
[x] You drive/own a French or German car
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government
total: 6

Dutch:
[ ] You like the color orange
[ ] You are a football enthusiast
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions
[ ] You have a cheerful nature
[x] You like the sea
[x] You are good at building/handiwork/projects
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania
total: 2

lol I scored most on German and Irish. Which I am CREEPY!

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My fears!!!

Thu Sep 25, 2008, 3:08 PM
[ ] public speaking
[ ] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[x] that Scary guy...
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling
[x] clowns
[x] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[x] throwing up
[x] falling in love
[ ] super secret

Final Total: around 24 maybe?

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it "i have __ out of 75 common fears".

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
{{{If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.}}}
People who don’t have any are liars.

  • Listening to: Luv Addict-Family Force 5

Devious Journal Entry

Wed Sep 3, 2008, 2:22 PM
Boy Side
[X] You love hoodies.
[X] You love jeans.
[X] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[X] Shopping is torture. (only when it's in girly stores)
[X] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[X] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[X] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (I'D FIGHT IT WITH MY FISTS!)
[X] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[X] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Used to? I STILL AM!)
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[X] Gory movies are cool.
[X] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] You like going to football games.(basically cuz i date a player)
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear. (even though I like ones that are sort of tight)
[X] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are some of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[X] Talk with food in your mouth.

Total: 20

Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[X] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.(only hot pink with black)
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[X] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I can't say I like it, but I can't say I don't)
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like....
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored

Total: 7

  • Listening to: So What-Pink
  • Watching: Scare TActics

I have been tagged

Fri Aug 22, 2008, 7:44 PM
YOU'VE BEEN TAGGED!

1.Write these rules.
2.Each tagged person must write 8 things about he/her-self.
3.And he/her has to write a journal about these things.
4.Finally he/her has to tag other 8 people.
5.Go to their dA's page and write they've been tagged.

1.)I'm not really the nicest person at first glance so don't get on my bad side...2)I now have been sick for over a month OFFICIALLY and am going to a throat specialist o Sep.2(I don't want to and am a little bit nervous.) 3)I think working out is a waste of time but i mean how else am i supposed to keep my weight good if i still want to eat like a REAL person.4)My favorite T.V show of all time is that 70's show. 5) I REALLY WANT MY TONGUE PEIRCED BUT MY SCHOOL DOESN'T ALLOW IT!!!HOW GAY!!!. 6)Most of the time i don't follow the rules. 7) I am single but waiting for a certain guy. 8) I AM A MAGICIAN FOR PRETEND...BE JEALOUS!!!

  • Reading: Red-Ted Dekker
  • Watching: Fred's grandma has a secret...lol
  • Eating: cheese and crackers
  • Drinking: orange juice

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